Tuesday, April 13, 2010
How to get soap in your mouth!
Gary went to his room and I split and went back to my house and watched some tv and played catch with the garage door.
A while later my mom comes out on the back porch and says that Gary called and I should come over. Oh boy, maybe I'll get to run the train.
I get there and we resume playing with the train after having a piece of cake. The train went round and round and all of a sudden Gary stops the train and says "Attention passengers!" I could hear his mom stop what she was doing in the kitchen. Gary says, "All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope that you will ride with us again soon."
"For those of you just boarding we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Please remember that there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today!"
He then exclaims, "All aboard!" He hesitates a moment and then says, "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen"?
I bolted for the door, jumped on my bike and headed for home! I figured he'd call in about a week!